On-chain stock certificates for people who screenshot their portfolio at 3am. Mint proceeds lock into the treasury — every mint raises the floor under every holder. Releases unlock as real distribution milestones hit.
You sold the bottom and told no one. The entry certificate — proof you were here, panicking, from the start.
Held through one full red candle without opening the sell tab. Barely. The certificate glows faintly, like your screen at 4am.
Diamond thumbs. Refreshed the terminal 4,000 times and never flinched. Animated certificate with a live payout counter.
The 1-of-30 gold-plate certificate. Your name burned on-chain in the founders' ledger. Boomers will study you.